For the past half an hour or so I have been attempting to answer the following 'would you rather..'-esque (best classroom game ever) question and, since I haven't been able to make a decision yet, thought that I would put it out there for your own deliberation.
So, would you rather have an impeccable, hollywood star-after-boot-camp, smoking hot bikini body for one summer only, but after which time you don't know how or when it will deteriorate, OR an average mid-size, but bit soft and wobbly, figue that won't change either way for the rest of your life??
Hmmm, I just can't decide. While having the celeb body to parade about with would be super-exciting and might help you meet hotties beyond your wildest dreams while feeling confident and happy in your own skin, you wouldn't want to meet a shallow partner who then dropped you the next year once your look had inevitably faded and been replaced with a winters-worth of pizza, warming roasts and festive beverages directed straight to your middle (it's happened to the best of us). Then again, I'd like to think that I wouldn't be so stupid as to fall for someone who wasn't in it for more than my limited-edition body, and had no interest in me beside physical attributes, and if I declined would I get to 60, knowing that my prime bikini days are over, wishing that I'd taken up the chance to enjoy one beach-season in a body that ticked every box?
Shallow discussion? Yes, but still I find myself wondering whether I'd opt for...
A) The athletic abs of Kelly Carlson of Nip/Tuck (I didn't choose this because of her sex-face, I just googled 'Amazing beach body' while researching, and she was one of my favourites.)
or B) Kim Kardashians feminine curves and flat stomach.
Its a biggie. Guess I'll have to do my spreadsheets later.
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